The Garbage-Time Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Tuten gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
82%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tuten drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.