The Committee Backfield Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“The broadcast shows Tuten on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Tuten gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
82%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tuten's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.