The Stuffed Run Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Ref: "Number Tuten, that's a flag." Tuten: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Tuten gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
77%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tuten's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.