The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tuten drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.