The Garbage-Time Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Tuten sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tuten's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.