The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Robinson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Robinson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.