The Stuffed Run Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Robinson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Robinson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.