The Fumble Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Robinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.