The Snap Count Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.