The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Robinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.