The Stuffed Run Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Robinson's stadium. Only over Robinson.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.