The Garbage-Time Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Robinson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.