The Garbage-Time Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.