The Late Scratch Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.