The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Robinson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.