The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Robinson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Robinson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.