The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Robinson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.