The Snap Count Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Robinson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
76%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.