The Fumble Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Robinson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.