The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Robinson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.