The Snap Count Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Robinson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.