The Snap Count Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Robinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.