The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Robinson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.