The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Robinson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.