The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Robinson, Robinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.