The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The broadcast shows Robinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Robinson, Robinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.