The Fumble Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Robinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.