The Hamstring Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Robinson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.