The Stuffed Run Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Robinson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
80%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Robinson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.