The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Robinson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.