The Fumble Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- The broadcast shows Robinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Robinson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
77%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.