The Committee Backfield Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Robinson's stadium. Only over Robinson.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Robinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.