The Late Scratch Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Robinson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Robinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.