The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“The broadcast shows Robinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Robinson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
82%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.