The Stuffed Run Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Coach says Robinson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Robinson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.