The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Robinson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
79%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Robinson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Drake London
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.