The Hamstring Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Robinson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
92%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Robinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.