The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Robinson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.