The Late Scratch Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Robinson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.