The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Robinson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Robinson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
86%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Robinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.