The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Robinson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Robinson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
73%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.