The Committee Backfield Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Coach says Robinson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Robinson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.