The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- A mysterious flag erases Corum's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The broadcast shows Corum on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Corum scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.