The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Corum gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
87%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Corum scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.