The Stuffed Run Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Corum will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corum's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.