The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Corum breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
91%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corum's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.