The Hamstring Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Corum's stadium. Only over Corum.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Corum drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.