The Late Scratch Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Corum sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Corum scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.