The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Corum breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
81%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corum's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.