The Hamstring Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corum's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.